Lorien Nettleton gets auctioned off in the Talkeetna Bachelor Auction Matthew Sturm decides the best way to make it through a tricky kayaking situation is to get naked.
Peggy Sullivan performs an exorcism so she can go to lunch and defense attorney Bill Satterberg ends up on the defense himself.
Sean McGee tells the story of a police bust gone awry thanks to ice and Dick Griffith literally freezes his butt off.
Alaskans escape their problems in the most fundamental way you can–running like hell.